- you edge your yard.
- you know what a bubbler is. in fact, you thought everyone drank from bubblers!
- you have been to bratfest.
- you only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
- you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
- you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
- you have no problem pronouncing/spelling Milwaukee, Waukesha, Oconomowoc.
- you consider Madison exotic.
- you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
- you were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
- you go out for fish fry every Friday.
- you know how to polka.
- you think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
- you've seen mosquitoes with landing lights.
- formal wear is blue jeans & a baseball cap.
- you find 0 degrees a little chilly.
- the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
- you think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major religions.....
- you have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
- cheese is an important staple in your diet.
- the "classic" brewers logo will always remain "the logo" (mb baseball mit)
- you own at least one cheese head.
- church is canceled due to a packer game.
- you have ever been to State Street in Madison during a protest of something.
- you have drank "white soda" (ie 7Up, Sprite, etc).
- you have experienced snow storms in April.
- The Packers will always be better than the Vikings, no matter what the standings are.
- you have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana,German Fest, Irish Fest, Greek Fest...
- driving is better in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.
- your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers .
- you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend...
- Country Kitchen was the place to meet after the party. (or Perkins )
- you know someone who can use "i suppose" as a sentence.
- you can make sense out of the phrase "a-horse-a-piece."
- you refer to the Packers as "we."
...but you can't take the WI out of the girl. (can you believe it is my fourth year back?!)
